v5823.5823 MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
v5823.5823 MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
v5823.5823 MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
v5823.5823 MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
v5823.5823 MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
v5823.5823 MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
v703735.703735 Pothole on the last stretch into Rotterdam Blaak could swallow a bakfiets. Reported. Again.
v606150.606150 Just walked through Almere Centrum. The light at this hour is doing too much and I am here for it.
v192497.192497 Brought leftover cake to Lelystad. It vanished in four minutes. Data point: people like cake.
v805230.805230 Stopped using a CDN in front of a static site. Latency went up, bills and mystery headers went down.
v774596.774596 I miss when “the cloud” meant someone else’s computer and not twelve product names for the same invoice.
v192497.192497 Brought leftover cake to Lelystad. It vanished in four minutes. Data point: people like cake.
v192497.192497 Brought leftover cake to Lelystad. It vanished in four minutes. Data point: people like cake.
v302437.302437 Roaster in Bussum asked how I wanted it. I said “like the 11:00 train: late but intense”. They understood.
v202449.202449 Last train from Oostvaardersplassen smelled like rain and fried snacks. Peak Netherlands.
v302437.302437 Roaster in Bussum asked how I wanted it. I said “like the 11:00 train: late but intense”. They understood.
v202449.202449 Last train from Oostvaardersplassen smelled like rain and fried snacks. Peak Netherlands.
v202449.202449 Last train from Oostvaardersplassen smelled like rain and fried snacks. Peak Netherlands.
v1799192.1799192 Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.
v1609399.1609399 Last train from Scheveningen smelled like rain and fried snacks. Peak Netherlands.
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