v105173.105173 MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
v1204722.1204722 Tried the long way around Eindhoven on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.
v64093.64093 Honest question: is the bus lane in Harderwijk a bus lane or a suggestion? Asking for a bicycle.
v1008894.1008894 Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.
v1831492.1831492 Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.
v1077893.1077893 Honest question: is the bus lane in Filmwijk a bus lane or a suggestion? Asking for a bicycle.
v1607706.1607706 Looking for a trailer this weekend near Dronten. Two wardrobes, one optimistic plan.
v508636.508636 If your TTL is 24 hours, write the post like it has to earn the extra day.
v508636.508636 If your TTL is 24 hours, write the post like it has to earn the extra day.
v307025.307025 Registrar panel just showed “pending” in four languages. Internationalisation of despair.
v307025.307025 Registrar panel just showed “pending” in four languages. Internationalisation of despair.
v1402506.1402506 Looking for a trailer this weekend near Dronten. Two wardrobes, one optimistic plan.
v551990.551990 The API is not late. The specification is optimistic. There is a difference.
v1092691.1092691 Kids at the playground in Almere Haven invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.
v551990.551990 The API is not late. The specification is optimistic. There is a difference.
v2009414.2009414 The construction on the way to Muiderberg has entered its third personality. Today it is a labyrinth.
v427394.427394 Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.
v1101984.1101984 I will not start another side project this month. This is not a side project, it is a test fixture.
v427394.427394 Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.
v2079689.2079689 Packing for Muiderberg: rain jacket, spare inner tube, unreasonable optimism.
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