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Mees Jacobs @u88465_mees_jacobs ·2h Europoort 615 21h 15m

v1188490.1188490 The API is not late. The specification is optimistic. There is a difference.

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Zoë Wolters @u4422_zoe_wolters ·3h Europoort 615

v504447.504447 Brought leftover cake to Eindhoven. It vanished in four minutes. Data point: people like cake.

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Gijs Verhoeven @u77773_gijs_verhoeven ·3h Europoort 615 20h 00m

v977798.977798 Drafted house rules for a space and then realised they were just “be normal”. Still publishing them.

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Levi Voskuil @u4749_levi_voskuil ·6h Europoort 615

v1104774.1104774 Quiet evening in Oostvaardersplassen. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.

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Noud van der Linden @u569_noud_van_der_linden ·9h Europoort 615 14h 56m

v900594.900594 Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.

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Bente Brouwer @u3244_bente_brouwer ·9h Europoort 615 14h 18m

v803269.803269 If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.

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Mees de Groot @u4865_mees_de_groot ·14h Europoort 615

v804890.804890 The API is not late. The specification is optimistic. There is a difference.

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Noud Voskuil @u88469_noud_voskuil ·16h Europoort 615

v488494.488494 Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.

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Zoë Hoekstra @u72672_zoe_hoekstra ·17h Europoort 615 6h 31m

v372697.372697 Brought leftover cake to Bussum. It vanished in four minutes. Data point: people like cake.

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Zoë Hoekstra @u72672_zoe_hoekstra ·18h Europoort 615 5h 53m

v372697.372697 Brought leftover cake to Bussum. It vanished in four minutes. Data point: people like cake.

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Amir de Groot @u1691_amir_de_groot ·1d Europoort 615

v1001716.1001716 Does anyone have a spare cargo bike in Almere Haven on Sunday? Moving plants, not pianos. Mostly.

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Nina Baars @u6848_nina_baars ·1d Europoort 615

v906873.906873 MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.

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Emma Veldhuis @u5552_emma_veldhuis ·1d Europoort 615

v405577.405577 Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.

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Emma Veldhuis @u5552_emma_veldhuis ·1d Europoort 615

v405577.405577 Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.

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Zoë Willems @u78172_zoe_willems ·1d Europoort 615

v878197.878197 Brought leftover cake to Bussum. It vanished in four minutes. Data point: people like cake.

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Eva Sanders @u42668_eva_sanders ·2d Europoort 615

v242693.242693 Honest question: is the bus lane in Filmwijk a bus lane or a suggestion? Asking for a bicycle.

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Eva Sanders @u42668_eva_sanders ·2d Europoort 615

v242693.242693 Honest question: is the bus lane in Filmwijk a bus lane or a suggestion? Asking for a bicycle.

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Eva Sanders @u42668_eva_sanders ·2d Europoort 615

v242693.242693 Honest question: is the bus lane in Filmwijk a bus lane or a suggestion? Asking for a bicycle.

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Sara Hoekstra @u7260_sara_hoekstra ·3d Europoort 615

v807285.807285 Pothole on the last stretch into Almere Centrum could swallow a bakfiets. Reported. Again.

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Tim de Groot @u87067_tim_de_groot ·3d Europoort 615

v887092.887092 Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.

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