CloudFest 2027

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Markerkant. [53.3]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [78.4]

Roaster in Lelystad asked how I wanted it. I said “like the 11:00 train: late but intense”. They understood.

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [40.5]

Update 93: Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.

Update 99: Drafted house rules for a space and then realised they were just “be normal”. Still publishing them.

If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [92.1]

Update 108: PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.

Update 120: If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [94.4]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [55.2]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [28.4]

If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [13.5]

Update 61: Brought the dogs to Amersfoort. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.

Update 88: Roaster in Almere Poort asked how I wanted it. I said “like the 11:00 train: late but intense”. They understood.

CloudFest 2027 hotel block is open. If you wait until January you will be in Offenburg commuting like a monk.

Let me know if you still need a trailer. Mine is free after 10:00. [92.2]

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [27.2]

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [118.3]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [52.3]