Maud Smit

Last train from Almere Haven smelled like rain and fried snacks. Peak Netherlands.

Update 93: Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [118.5]

PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.

Update 51: Just walked through Weesp. The light at this hour is doing too much and I am here for it.

Update 94: Honest question: is the bus lane in Scheveningen a bus lane or a suggestion? Asking for a bicycle.

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [104.1]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [79.1]

Bird count at Stedenwijk this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Utrecht CS. [104.2]

Update 95: Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [29.1]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Zwolle. [79.2]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [104.3]

Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Dronten. [29.2]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [79.3]

Update 96: Wind at Harderwijk was personal today. My hair has filed a complaint.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [104.4]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [29.3]