Update 128: Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.
GI
ME
This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [128.4]
SA
I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Groningen. [128.3]
SE
Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [128.2]
EL
ST
Screenshot the DS record before you touch anything else. [128.8]
NO
We tried that route via Europoort. Worse pavement, better wind. [128.7]
OW
Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [128.6]
MI
Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [128.5]