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Eva Mulder @u968_eva_mulder ·17d CloudFest 2027

MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.

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Nova Gerritsen @u980_nova_gerritsen ·37d CloudFest 2027

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [24.8]

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Owen Vos @u975_owen_vos ·36d CloudFest 2027

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Oostvaardersplassen. [24.7]

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Mila Schouten @u970_mila_schouten ·34d CloudFest 2027

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [24.6]

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Mees Bergman @u965_mees_bergman ·33d CloudFest 2027

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [24.5]

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Sara Baars @u960_sara_baars ·32d CloudFest 2027

That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [24.4]

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Sem de Groot @u955_sem_de_groot ·31d CloudFest 2027

Same here, except I was coming from Filmwijk. Add ten minutes. [24.3]

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Elin van der Meer @u950_elin_van_der_meer ·30d CloudFest 2027

That pothole ate my pump. I am taking this personally. [24.2]

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Karim Prakken @u945_karim_prakken ·28d CloudFest 2027

Officially: we are looking into it. Unofficially: yes. [24.1]

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