Maud Gerritsen

Come to Hilversum tomorrow, we can debug it on a bench. [94.5]

If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.

Update 106: The new bike path lighting toward Filmwijk is actually good. Whoever signed that off: thank you.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Leiden. [130.1]

Officially: we are looking into it. Unofficially: yes. [94.6]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Dronten. [105.1]

Update 64: Espresso in Muiderberg tasted like someone finally cleaned the group head. Small civic miracle.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Almere Haven. [55.1]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [55.2]

Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.

Update 108: PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [55.3]

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [55.4]

We tried that route via Eindhoven. Worse pavement, better wind. [55.5]

If you only read one kwet this week, make it the one I am quoting. (109)

MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.

Update 110: Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.

Screenshot the DS record before you touch anything else. [55.6]

Count me in. I will be late because of the 17:40. [55.7]

Update 68: Read the DMA FAQ so you do not have to. Gatekeepers, gatekeeping, gated communities of PDFs.