Bram van der Linden

If your TTL is 24 hours, write the post like it has to earn the extra day.

Let me know if you still need a trailer. Mine is free after 10:00. [67.2]

Update 80: The 07:12 to Hilversum was on time. I do not know how to process this emotionally.

Update 123: Tried the long way around Oostvaardersplassen on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [92.3]

Same energy as the 03:12 outage, but daylight this time. (37)

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [67.3]

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [117.4]

Roaster in Naarden asked how I wanted it. I said “like the 11:00 train: late but intense”. They understood.

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [92.4]

Update 81: Stopped using a CDN in front of a static site. Latency went up, bills and mystery headers went down.

Update 124: MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [117.5]

Update 82: Found a bench in Tussen de Vaarten that is not next to a speaker. I am not telling you which one.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [78.1]

Update 83: Work identity thought of the day: private spaces should leak nothing. Not even the joke.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [28.1]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [78.2]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [53.2]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [28.2]