Bente Jansen

If you only read one kwet this week, make it the one I am quoting. (49)

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [118.4]

Looking for a trailer this weekend near Stedenwijk. Two wardrobes, one optimistic plan.

Last train from Rotterdam Blaak smelled like rain and fried snacks. Peak Netherlands.

Update 93: Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [118.5]

PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.

Come to Amersfoort tomorrow, we can debug it on a bench. [118.6]

Update 51: Just walked through Amersfoort. The light at this hour is doing too much and I am here for it.

Update 94: Honest question: is the bus lane in Harderwijk a bus lane or a suggestion? Asking for a bicycle.

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [104.1]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [79.1]

Bird count at Weesp this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Europoort. [104.2]

Update 95: Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [29.1]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Muiden. [79.2]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [104.3]

Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Almere Centrum. [29.2]