Jade Smit

Update 57: Looking for a trailer this weekend near Zeewolde. Two wardrobes, one optimistic plan.

Let me know if you still need a trailer. Mine is free after 10:00. [40.4]

The construction on the way to Maastricht has entered its third personality. Today it is a labyrinth.

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [40.5]

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [40.6]

Update 59: Bird count at Almere Poort this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [40.7]

Does anyone have a spare cargo bike in Zeewolde on Sunday? Moving plants, not pianos. Mostly.

Update 60: Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [40.8]

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [94.1]

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [94.2]

Read the DMA FAQ so you do not have to. Gatekeepers, gatekeeping, gated communities of PDFs.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [94.3]

This is the bit I keep forwarding to people who think DNS is “just a lookup”. (61)

Update 62: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [94.4]

If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.

Update 63: GDPR question I am tired of: no, a legitimate interest assessment is not a vibe.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Haarlem. [105.1]