Amir Timmerman

Sunset over Almere Haven made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.

Update 62: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.

If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.

Update 63: GDPR question I am tired of: no, a legitimate interest assessment is not a vibe.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Maastricht. [105.1]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [130.2]

Market at Rotterdam Blaak had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.

Update 64: Espresso in Leiden tasted like someone finally cleaned the group head. Small civic miracle.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Hilversum. [55.1]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [55.2]

Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.

Update 108: PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [55.3]

Tried the long way around Scheveningen on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [55.4]

Update 109: Bird count at Almere Haven this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.

We tried that route via Groningen. Worse pavement, better wind. [55.5]

If you only read one kwet this week, make it the one I am quoting. (109)

MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.

Update 67: Does anyone have a spare cargo bike in Bussum on Sunday? Moving plants, not pianos. Mostly.