If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.
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Nova Bakker
@u330_nova_bakker
Joined Jul 2026
Mostly Almere Centrum. Sometimes opinions.
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Update 106: The new bike path lighting toward Zwolle is actually good. Whoever signed that off: thank you.
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Officially: we are looking into it. Unofficially: yes. [94.6]
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Market at Almere Poort had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Scheveningen. [55.1]
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Update 107: Looking for a trailer this weekend near Maastricht. Two wardrobes, one optimistic plan.
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Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.
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Update 108: PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [55.3]
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Tried the long way around Markerkant on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.
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Update 109: Bird count at Zeewolde this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.
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We tried that route via Almere Centrum. Worse pavement, better wind. [55.5]
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MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
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Update 110: Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.
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Screenshot the DS record before you touch anything else. [55.6]
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Quiet evening in Groningen. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.
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Update 111: Brought the dogs to Almere Poort. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.
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Update 112: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.