We tried that route via Almere Poort. Worse pavement, better wind. [55.5]
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Noud Kramer
@u269_noud_kramer
Joined Jul 2026
Testing the timeline. Also living on it.
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If you only read one kwet this week, make it the one I am quoting. (109)
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MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
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Update 67: Does anyone have a spare cargo bike in Scheveningen on Sunday? Moving plants, not pianos. Mostly.
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Update 110: Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.
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Screenshot the DS record before you touch anything else. [55.6]
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Count me in. I will be late because of the 17:40. [55.7]
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Quiet evening in Rotterdam Blaak. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.
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Update 68: Read the DMA FAQ so you do not have to. Gatekeepers, gatekeeping, gated communities of PDFs.
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Update 111: Brought the dogs to Bussum. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.
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Update 69: Sunset over Harderwijk made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.
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Update 112: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.
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Update 70: If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.
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Update 113: GDPR question I am tired of: no, a legitimate interest assessment is not a vibe.
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Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.
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Update 71: Market at Bussum had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.
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Update 114: Espresso in Weesp tasted like someone finally cleaned the group head. Small civic miracle.
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