Wout Jacobs

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [117.3]

Update 123: Tried the long way around Filmwijk on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [92.3]

Same energy as the 03:12 outage, but daylight this time. (37)

Roaster in Maastricht asked how I wanted it. I said “like the 11:00 train: late but intense”. They understood.

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [92.4]

Update 81: Stopped using a CDN in front of a static site. Latency went up, bills and mystery headers went down.

Update 124: MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [117.5]

Update 82: Found a bench in Almere Poort that is not next to a speaker. I am not telling you which one.

Update 125: Quiet evening in Lelystad. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [53.1]

Update 83: Work identity thought of the day: private spaces should leak nothing. Not even the joke.

Update 126: Registrar panel just showed “pending” in four languages. Internationalisation of despair.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [3.1]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [53.2]

The API is not late. The specification is optimistic. There is a difference.

Update 84: Three herons at Markerkant. They looked like they had a union.

Update 127: Reminder: the off-leash field by Zwolle is closed until Thursday for maintenance. Use the dune path.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Tussen de Vaarten. [53.3]