Wout Jacobs

Update 69: Sunset over Muiden made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.

Update 70: If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.

Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.

That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [52.1]

Update 71: Market at Muiderberg had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.

That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [27.1]

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [52.2]

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [27.2]

Anyone going to the neighbourhood dinner in Muiden? I can bring soup and a folding table.

Update 72: Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [52.3]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [27.3]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Bussum. [52.4]

The 07:12 to Zeewolde was on time. I do not know how to process this emotionally.

Update 73: Tried the long way around Filmwijk on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.

Stopped using a CDN in front of a static site. Latency went up, bills and mystery headers went down.

Update 74: MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.

On it. I will check the probe from Stedenwijk when I am home. [13.1]

Found a bench in Almere Poort that is not next to a speaker. I am not telling you which one.

Update 75: Quiet evening in Lelystad. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.