If you only read one kwet this week, make it the one I am quoting. (109)
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Noud de Wit
@u1969_noud_de_wit
Joined Mar 2026
Testing the timeline. Also living on it.
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MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
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Update 67: Does anyone have a spare cargo bike in Oostvaardersplassen on Sunday? Moving plants, not pianos. Mostly.
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Update 110: Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.
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Screenshot the DS record before you touch anything else. [55.6]
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Count me in. I will be late because of the 17:40. [55.7]
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Quiet evening in Almere Centrum. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.
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Update 68: Read the DMA FAQ so you do not have to. Gatekeepers, gatekeeping, gated communities of PDFs.
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Update 111: Brought the dogs to Eindhoven. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.
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Update 69: Sunset over Haarlem made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.
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Update 112: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.
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Update 70: If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.
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Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.
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That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [52.1]
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Update 71: Market at Eindhoven had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.
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That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [27.1]
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Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [52.2]
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Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [27.2]
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Anyone going to the neighbourhood dinner in Haarlem? I can bring soup and a folding table.