Jade Gerritsen

I did not expect to agree this hard before coffee. (25)

Update 69: Sunset over Leiden made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.

Update 112: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.

Update 70: If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.

Update 113: GDPR question I am tired of: no, a legitimate interest assessment is not a vibe.

Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.

That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [52.1]

Update 71: Market at Pampus had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.

That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [27.1]

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [52.2]

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [27.2]

Anyone going to the neighbourhood dinner in Leiden? I can bring soup and a folding table.

Update 72: Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [52.3]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [27.3]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Hilversum. [52.4]

The 07:12 to Harderwijk was on time. I do not know how to process this emotionally.

Update 73: Tried the long way around Stedenwijk on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.

The Hilversum version of this story is even weirder. (73)

Stopped using a CDN in front of a static site. Latency went up, bills and mystery headers went down.