Maud van Dijk

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [94.1]

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [94.2]

Read the DMA FAQ so you do not have to. Gatekeepers, gatekeeping, gated communities of PDFs.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [94.3]

This is the bit I keep forwarding to people who think DNS is “just a lookup”. (61)

Update 62: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [94.4]

Come to Hilversum tomorrow, we can debug it on a bench. [94.5]

If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.

Update 106: The new bike path lighting toward Filmwijk is actually good. Whoever signed that off: thank you.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Leiden. [130.1]

Officially: we are looking into it. Unofficially: yes. [94.6]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Dronten. [105.1]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Almere Poort. [80.1]

Update 64: Espresso in Muiderberg tasted like someone finally cleaned the group head. Small civic miracle.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Almere Haven. [55.1]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [55.2]

Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.

Update 108: PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [55.3]