Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.
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Liv Mulder
@u1428_liv_mulder
Joined Oct 2025
Dogs, DNS, or both, depending on the hour.
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Update 108: PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [55.3]
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Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [55.4]
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We tried that route via Eindhoven. Worse pavement, better wind. [55.5]
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If you only read one kwet this week, make it the one I am quoting. (109)
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MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
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Update 110: Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.
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Screenshot the DS record before you touch anything else. [55.6]
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Count me in. I will be late because of the 17:40. [55.7]
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Update 68: Read the DMA FAQ so you do not have to. Gatekeepers, gatekeeping, gated communities of PDFs.
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Update 112: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.
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Update 70: If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.
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Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.
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That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [52.1]
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Update 114: Espresso in Muiderberg tasted like someone finally cleaned the group head. Small civic miracle.
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That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [2.1]
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Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [52.2]