Same energy as the 03:12 outage, but daylight this time. (37)
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Dirk Janssen
@u089_dirk_janssen
Joined May 2026
Testing the timeline. Also living on it.
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This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [67.3]
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Roaster in Leiden asked how I wanted it. I said “like the 11:00 train: late but intense”. They understood.
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I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [92.4]
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Update 124: MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
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The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [117.5]
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Update 125: Quiet evening in Rotterdam Blaak. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.
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Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [78.1]
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Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [53.1]
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Update 126: Registrar panel just showed “pending” in four languages. Internationalisation of despair.
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Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [28.1]
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [78.2]
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [53.2]
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [28.2]
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The API is not late. The specification is optimistic. There is a difference.
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Update 127: Reminder: the off-leash field by Scheveningen is closed until Thursday for maintenance. Use the dune path.
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Markerkant. [53.3]
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Rotterdam Blaak. [28.3]
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [53.4]
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Kids at the playground in Stedenwijk invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.