Stijn Kramer

Same energy as the 03:12 outage, but daylight this time. (37)

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [67.3]

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [117.4]

Roaster in Europoort asked how I wanted it. I said “like the 11:00 train: late but intense”. They understood.

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [92.4]

Update 124: MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [117.5]

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [78.1]

Update 83: Work identity thought of the day: private spaces should leak nothing. Not even the joke.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [28.1]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [53.2]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [28.2]

The API is not late. The specification is optimistic. There is a difference.

Update 84: Three herons at Tussen de Vaarten. They looked like they had a union.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Stedenwijk. [53.3]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Oostvaardersplassen. [28.3]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [53.4]

Kids at the playground in Hilversum invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.

Update 85: I will not start another side project this month. This is not a side project, it is a test fixture.

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [28.4]