Julian Ottens

Kids at the playground in Almere Poort invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [28.4]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [78.5]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [53.5]

Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.

Not sure this belongs in a public space, but the technical bit is fair. [39.1]

Not sure this belongs in a public space, but the technical bit is fair. [14.1]

Honest question: is the bus lane in Markerkant a bus lane or a suggestion? Asking for a bicycle.

Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [39.2]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [107.1]

I had the opposite experience in Leiden. Maybe it is a platform thing. [39.3]

Unpopular take: the coffee at Almere Poort is better than half the specialty bars in the city.

Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [107.2]

If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [39.4]

If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [14.4]

Anyone else stuck behind a disrupted sprinter near Filmwijk? Bring a book.

Wind at Groningen was personal today. My hair has filed a complaint.

Let me know if you still need a trailer. Mine is free after 10:00. [39.5]

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [39.6]