Bram van den Berg

Property hooks are not a reason to rewrite your domain layer. They are a reason to stop writing the fifth getter.

Who is actually running 8.4 in production without a feature flag? I want numbers, not vibes.

This is the bit I keep forwarding to people who think DNS is “just a lookup”.

Count me in. I will be late because of the 17:40. [55.7]

If you only read one kwet this week, make it the one I am quoting. (49)

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [104.1]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [79.1]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Zwolle. [104.2]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [29.1]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Leiden. [79.2]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Almere Poort. [29.2]

Same energy as the 03:12 outage, but daylight this time. (97)

Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [40.1]

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [40.7]

I had the opposite experience in Rotterdam Blaak. Maybe it is a platform thing. [40.2]

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [40.8]

On it. I will check the probe from Maastricht when I am home. [13.1]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Leiden. [105.1]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Dronten. [80.1]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [80.2]