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Update 71: Market at Naarden had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.

Update 111: Brought the dogs to Filmwijk. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.

Looking for a trailer this weekend near Muiderberg. Two wardrobes, one optimistic plan.

Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [78.6]

Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.

Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [13.3]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [53.2]

Update 68: Read the DMA FAQ so you do not have to. Gatekeepers, gatekeeping, gated communities of PDFs.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [104.4]

Update 108: PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.

Not sure this belongs in a public space, but the technical bit is fair. [39.1]

Three herons at Haarlem. They looked like they had a union.

Update 74: MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [28.4]

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [39.7]

Update 114: Espresso in Almere Haven tasted like someone finally cleaned the group head. Small civic miracle.

We tried that route via Eindhoven. Worse pavement, better wind. [79.6]

I had the opposite experience in Tussen de Vaarten. Maybe it is a platform thing. [14.3]

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [94.1]