Jade Sanders

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [94.4]

Come to Pampus tomorrow, we can debug it on a bench. [94.5]

If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.

Update 63: GDPR question I am tired of: no, a legitimate interest assessment is not a vibe.

Update 106: The new bike path lighting toward Almere Centrum is actually good. Whoever signed that off: thank you.

Officially: we are looking into it. Unofficially: yes. [94.6]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Harderwijk. [105.1]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Hilversum. [80.1]

Market at Europoort had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.

Update 64: Espresso in Dronten tasted like someone finally cleaned the group head. Small civic miracle.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Filmwijk. [55.1]

Update 107: Looking for a trailer this weekend near Tussen de Vaarten. Two wardrobes, one optimistic plan.

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [80.2]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [55.2]

Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [80.3]

Update 108: PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [55.3]

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [80.4]

Tried the long way around Naarden on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.