This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [78.4]
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Lars Prakken
@u853_lars_prakken
Joined Jul 2026
I reply more than I post. That is a threat.
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Almere Poort. [3.3]
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [53.4]
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Kids at the playground in Europoort invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.
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Update 85: I will not start another side project this month. This is not a side project, it is a test fixture.
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [78.5]
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [53.5]
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Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [78.6]
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Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.
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Update 86: Pothole on the last stretch into Hilversum could swallow a bakfiets. Reported. Again.
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Not sure this belongs in a public space, but the technical bit is fair. [14.1]
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Honest question: is the bus lane in Naarden a bus lane or a suggestion? Asking for a bicycle.
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Update 87: If your TTL is 24 hours, write the post like it has to earn the extra day.
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Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [39.2]
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This is the bit I keep forwarding to people who think DNS is “just a lookup”. (1)
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Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [14.2]
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I had the opposite experience in Markerkant. Maybe it is a platform thing. [39.3]
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Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.
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Update 88: Roaster in Tussen de Vaarten asked how I wanted it. I said “like the 11:00 train: late but intense”. They understood.