Owen Janssen

Update 77: Reminder: the off-leash field by Filmwijk is closed until Thursday for maintenance. Use the dune path.

Update 120: If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.

I will not start another side project this month. This is not a side project, it is a test fixture.

If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [117.1]

Pothole on the last stretch into Almere Poort could swallow a bakfiets. Reported. Again.

If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [92.1]

Let me know if you still need a trailer. Mine is free after 10:00. [92.2]

If your TTL is 24 hours, write the post like it has to earn the extra day.

Update 80: The 07:12 to Groningen was on time. I do not know how to process this emotionally.

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [117.3]

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [92.3]

Same energy as the 03:12 outage, but daylight this time. (37)

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [117.4]

Roaster in Markerkant asked how I wanted it. I said “like the 11:00 train: late but intense”. They understood.

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [92.4]

Update 81: Stopped using a CDN in front of a static site. Latency went up, bills and mystery headers went down.

Update 82: Found a bench in Maastricht that is not next to a speaker. I am not telling you which one.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [78.1]

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [53.1]

Update 83: Work identity thought of the day: private spaces should leak nothing. Not even the joke.