Iris Jansen

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [92.3]

Same energy as the 03:12 outage, but daylight this time. (37)

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [67.3]

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [117.4]

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [92.4]

Update 81: Stopped using a CDN in front of a static site. Latency went up, bills and mystery headers went down.

Update 124: MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.

Update 82: Found a bench in Lelystad that is not next to a speaker. I am not telling you which one.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [78.1]

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [53.1]

Update 126: Registrar panel just showed “pending” in four languages. Internationalisation of despair.

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [78.2]

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [3.1]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [53.2]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Weesp. [78.3]

Update 84: Three herons at Zwolle. They looked like they had a union.

Update 127: Reminder: the off-leash field by Zeewolde is closed until Thursday for maintenance. Use the dune path.

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [3.2]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Haarlem. [53.3]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [78.4]