Update 74: MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
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Emma Martens
@u802_emma_martens
Joined Feb 2026
Bike first, train second, car never (almost).
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On it. I will check the probe from Muiderberg when I am home. [13.1]
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Found a bench in Dronten that is not next to a speaker. I am not telling you which one.
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Update 75: Quiet evening in Tussen de Vaarten. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.
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Not sure this belongs in a public space, but the technical bit is fair. [13.2]
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Work identity thought of the day: private spaces should leak nothing. Not even the joke.
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Update 76: Registrar panel just showed “pending” in four languages. Internationalisation of despair.
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Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [13.3]
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Update 119: Sunset over Europoort made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.
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I had the opposite experience in Zwolle. Maybe it is a platform thing. [13.4]
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Three herons at Almere Centrum. They looked like they had a union.
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Update 77: Reminder: the off-leash field by Utrecht CS is closed until Thursday for maintenance. Use the dune path.
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Update 120: If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.
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If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [13.5]
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I will not start another side project this month. This is not a side project, it is a test fixture.
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Update 121: Market at Naarden had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.
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If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [117.1]
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Pothole on the last stretch into Oostvaardersplassen could swallow a bakfiets. Reported. Again.
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If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [92.1]
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If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [67.1]