Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [78.2]
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Dirk Jacobs
@u789_dirk_jacobs
Joined Jul 2025
Testing the timeline. Also living on it.
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [53.2]
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The API is not late. The specification is optimistic. There is a difference.
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Rotterdam Blaak. [78.3]
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Update 84: Three herons at Maastricht. They looked like they had a union.
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Update 127: Reminder: the off-leash field by Muiderberg is closed until Thursday for maintenance. Use the dune path.
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Europoort. [53.3]
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [78.4]
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [53.4]
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Kids at the playground in Groningen invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.
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Update 85: I will not start another side project this month. This is not a side project, it is a test fixture.
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Update 128: Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [78.5]
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [53.5]
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Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [78.6]
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Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.
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Update 86: Pothole on the last stretch into Zeewolde could swallow a bakfiets. Reported. Again.
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Update 129: Anyone going to the neighbourhood dinner in Filmwijk? I can bring soup and a folding table.
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Not sure this belongs in a public space, but the technical bit is fair. [39.1]