Nova Kuiper

Update 81: Stopped using a CDN in front of a static site. Latency went up, bills and mystery headers went down.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [117.5]

Update 82: Found a bench in Filmwijk that is not next to a speaker. I am not telling you which one.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [78.1]

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [53.1]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [78.2]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [53.2]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Stedenwijk. [78.3]

Update 84: Three herons at Lelystad. They looked like they had a union.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Oostvaardersplassen. [53.3]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [78.4]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [53.4]

Kids at the playground in Filmwijk invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.

Update 85: I will not start another side project this month. This is not a side project, it is a test fixture.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [78.5]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [53.5]

I did not expect to agree this hard before coffee. (85)

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [78.6]

Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.

Not sure this belongs in a public space, but the technical bit is fair. [39.1]