Eva Smit

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [53.2]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [28.2]

The API is not late. The specification is optimistic. There is a difference.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Almere Poort. [78.3]

Update 84: Three herons at Oostvaardersplassen. They looked like they had a union.

Update 127: Reminder: the off-leash field by Europoort is closed until Thursday for maintenance. Use the dune path.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Almere Haven. [53.3]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Utrecht CS. [28.3]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [78.4]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [53.4]

Kids at the playground in Almere Centrum invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.

Update 85: I will not start another side project this month. This is not a side project, it is a test fixture.

Update 128: Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [28.4]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [78.5]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [53.5]

I did not expect to agree this hard before coffee. (85)

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [78.6]

Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.

Update 86: Pothole on the last stretch into Haarlem could swallow a bakfiets. Reported. Again.