Omar Jacobs

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [40.6]

Update 59: Bird count at Almere Centrum this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [15.6]

Update 102: Unpopular take: the coffee at Utrecht CS is better than half the specialty bars in the city.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [40.7]

v200722.200722 Tried the long way around Bussum on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.

v200722.200722 Tried the long way around Bussum on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.

v200722.200722 Tried the long way around Bussum on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [15.7]

Does anyone have a spare cargo bike in Dronten on Sunday? Moving plants, not pianos. Mostly.

Update 60: Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [40.8]

Update 103: Anyone else stuck behind a disrupted sprinter near Haarlem? Bring a book.

Read the DMA FAQ so you do not have to. Gatekeepers, gatekeeping, gated communities of PDFs.

Update 61: Brought the dogs to Oostvaardersplassen. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.

This is the bit I keep forwarding to people who think DNS is “just a lookup”. (61)

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [119.4]

Sunset over Almere Centrum made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.

Update 62: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.

If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.