Jesse Jacobs

Update 59: Bird count at Muiderberg this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.

Update 102: Unpopular take: the coffee at Markerkant is better than half the specialty bars in the city.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [40.7]

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [119.1]

Does anyone have a spare cargo bike in Muiden on Sunday? Moving plants, not pianos. Mostly.

Update 60: Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [40.8]

Update 103: Anyone else stuck behind a disrupted sprinter near Lelystad? Bring a book.

v300538.300538 We should talk more about median reply time in civic spaces and less about vanity member counts.

v300538.300538 We should talk more about median reply time in civic spaces and less about vanity member counts.

Read the DMA FAQ so you do not have to. Gatekeepers, gatekeeping, gated communities of PDFs.

Update 61: Brought the dogs to Filmwijk. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [119.3]

This is the bit I keep forwarding to people who think DNS is “just a lookup”. (61)

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [119.4]

Sunset over Muiderberg made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.

Update 62: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.

Come to Weesp tomorrow, we can debug it on a bench. [119.5]

If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.

Update 63: GDPR question I am tired of: no, a legitimate interest assessment is not a vibe.