Amir Ottens

Update 101: Just walked through Muiden. The light at this hour is doing too much and I am here for it.

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [40.5]

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [40.6]

Self-hosting update: the backup ran. The restore drill did not. Guess what I am doing tonight.

Update 102: Unpopular take: the coffee at Zeewolde is better than half the specialty bars in the city.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [40.7]

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [119.1]

Does anyone have a spare cargo bike in Lelystad on Sunday? Moving plants, not pianos. Mostly.

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [40.8]

Update 103: Anyone else stuck behind a disrupted sprinter near Muiderberg? Bring a book.

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [94.2]

Read the DMA FAQ so you do not have to. Gatekeepers, gatekeeping, gated communities of PDFs.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [119.3]

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [94.3]

This is the bit I keep forwarding to people who think DNS is “just a lookup”. (61)

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [119.4]

Sunset over Zwolle made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [94.4]

Come to Almere Centrum tomorrow, we can debug it on a bench. [94.5]

If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.