Hugo Jacobs

Update 102: Unpopular take: the coffee at Tussen de Vaarten is better than half the specialty bars in the city.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [40.7]

Does anyone have a spare cargo bike in Eindhoven on Sunday? Moving plants, not pianos. Mostly.

Update 60: Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [40.8]

Update 103: Anyone else stuck behind a disrupted sprinter near Oostvaardersplassen? Bring a book.

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [94.1]

Read the DMA FAQ so you do not have to. Gatekeepers, gatekeeping, gated communities of PDFs.

Update 61: Brought the dogs to Almere Centrum. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [119.4]

Sunset over Dronten made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.

Update 62: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.

If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.

Update 63: GDPR question I am tired of: no, a legitimate interest assessment is not a vibe.

Update 106: The new bike path lighting toward Europoort is actually good. Whoever signed that off: thank you.

Officially: we are looking into it. Unofficially: yes. [94.6]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Haarlem. [80.1]

Market at Almere Centrum had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.

Update 64: Espresso in Utrecht CS tasted like someone finally cleaned the group head. Small civic miracle.

Update 107: Looking for a trailer this weekend near Eindhoven. Two wardrobes, one optimistic plan.