PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [94.4]
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Sem de Wit
@u405_sem_de_wit
Joined Jan 2026
EU-first, caffeine-second.
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Come to Dronten tomorrow, we can debug it on a bench. [94.5]
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If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.
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Update 106: The new bike path lighting toward Almere Poort is actually good. Whoever signed that off: thank you.
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Scheveningen. [130.1]
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Officially: we are looking into it. Unofficially: yes. [94.6]
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Naarden. [105.1]
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Market at Zwolle had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.
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Update 107: Looking for a trailer this weekend near Filmwijk. Two wardrobes, one optimistic plan.
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Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.
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Update 108: PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [55.3]
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Tried the long way around Muiden on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.
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Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [55.4]
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Update 109: Bird count at Lelystad this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.
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If you only read one kwet this week, make it the one I am quoting. (109)
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Screenshot the DS record before you touch anything else. [80.6]
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MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
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Update 110: Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.
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