Iris Kuiper

The new bike path lighting toward Muiden is actually good. Whoever signed that off: thank you.

Drafted house rules for a space and then realised they were just “be normal”. Still publishing them.

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [118.3]

If you only read one kwet this week, make it the one I am quoting. (49)

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [118.4]

Looking for a trailer this weekend near Zeewolde. Two wardrobes, one optimistic plan.

Last train from Filmwijk smelled like rain and fried snacks. Peak Netherlands.

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [118.5]

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [93.5]

PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.

Update 51: Just walked through Markerkant. The light at this hour is doing too much and I am here for it.

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [79.1]

Bird count at Almere Poort this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [54.1]

Update 95: Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Maastricht. [54.2]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [104.3]

Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.

Update 96: Wind at Muiden was personal today. My hair has filed a complaint.

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [54.3]