MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
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Emma van der Meer
@u352_emma_van_der_meer
Joined Oct 2025
Bike first, train second, car never (almost).
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Update 67: Does anyone have a spare cargo bike in Utrecht CS on Sunday? Moving plants, not pianos. Mostly.
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Screenshot the DS record before you touch anything else. [55.6]
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Count me in. I will be late because of the 17:40. [55.7]
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Quiet evening in Tussen de Vaarten. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.
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Update 68: Read the DMA FAQ so you do not have to. Gatekeepers, gatekeeping, gated communities of PDFs.
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I did not expect to agree this hard before coffee. (25)
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Update 69: Sunset over Europoort made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.
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Update 70: If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.
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Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.
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That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [52.1]
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Update 71: Market at Naarden had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.
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That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [27.1]
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That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [2.1]
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Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [52.2]
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Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [27.2]
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Anyone going to the neighbourhood dinner in Europoort? I can bring soup and a folding table.
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Update 72: Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.
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Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [2.2]
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [52.3]