Bram de Groot

Update 123: Tried the long way around Scheveningen on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.

Let me know if you still need a trailer. Mine is free after 10:00. [42.2]

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [92.3]

Same energy as the 03:12 outage, but daylight this time. (37)

Roaster in Stedenwijk asked how I wanted it. I said “like the 11:00 train: late but intense”. They understood.

Update 81: Stopped using a CDN in front of a static site. Latency went up, bills and mystery headers went down.

Update 124: MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.

Update 82: Found a bench in Amersfoort that is not next to a speaker. I am not telling you which one.

Update 125: Quiet evening in Harderwijk. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [53.1]

Update 126: Registrar panel just showed “pending” in four languages. Internationalisation of despair.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [3.1]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [53.2]

Update 127: Reminder: the off-leash field by Bussum is closed until Thursday for maintenance. Use the dune path.

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [3.2]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Maastricht. [53.3]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [78.4]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Hilversum. [3.3]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [53.4]

Update 128: Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.