Fleur Smit

Update 124: MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [117.5]

Update 125: Quiet evening in Amersfoort. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [78.1]

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [53.1]

Update 126: Registrar panel just showed “pending” in four languages. Internationalisation of despair.

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [78.2]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [53.2]

The API is not late. The specification is optimistic. There is a difference.

Update 127: Reminder: the off-leash field by Leiden is closed until Thursday for maintenance. Use the dune path.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Lelystad. [53.3]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [53.4]

Kids at the playground in Almere Haven invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.

Update 128: Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [53.5]

Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.

Update 129: Anyone going to the neighbourhood dinner in Pampus? I can bring soup and a folding table.

Not sure this belongs in a public space, but the technical bit is fair. [39.1]

Not sure this belongs in a public space, but the technical bit is fair. [14.1]

Honest question: is the bus lane in Rotterdam Blaak a bus lane or a suggestion? Asking for a bicycle.