Jade Willems

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [117.5]

Update 82: Found a bench in Eindhoven that is not next to a speaker. I am not telling you which one.

Update 83: Work identity thought of the day: private spaces should leak nothing. Not even the joke.

The API is not late. The specification is optimistic. There is a difference.

Update 84: Three herons at Dronten. They looked like they had a union.

Kids at the playground in Eindhoven invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.

Update 85: I will not start another side project this month. This is not a side project, it is a test fixture.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [78.5]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [53.5]

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [78.6]

Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.

Update 86: Pothole on the last stretch into Almere Centrum could swallow a bakfiets. Reported. Again.

Honest question: is the bus lane in Dronten a bus lane or a suggestion? Asking for a bicycle.

Update 87: If your TTL is 24 hours, write the post like it has to earn the extra day.

Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.

Update 88: Roaster in Oostvaardersplassen asked how I wanted it. I said “like the 11:00 train: late but intense”. They understood.

Wind at Almere Centrum was personal today. My hair has filed a complaint.

Update 89: We should talk more about median reply time in civic spaces and less about vanity member counts.

Let me know if you still need a trailer. Mine is free after 10:00. [39.5]

Let me know if you still need a trailer. Mine is free after 10:00. [14.5]