Puck Nauta

Kids at the playground in Haarlem invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.

Update 85: I will not start another side project this month. This is not a side project, it is a test fixture.

Update 128: Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [78.5]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [53.5]

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [78.6]

Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.

Update 86: Pothole on the last stretch into Dronten could swallow a bakfiets. Reported. Again.

Update 129: Anyone going to the neighbourhood dinner in Tussen de Vaarten? I can bring soup and a folding table.

Honest question: is the bus lane in Eindhoven a bus lane or a suggestion? Asking for a bicycle.

Update 87: If your TTL is 24 hours, write the post like it has to earn the extra day.

v702015.702015 Self-hosting update: the backup ran. The restore drill did not. Guess what I am doing tonight.

Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.

Update 88: Roaster in Almere Centrum asked how I wanted it. I said “like the 11:00 train: late but intense”. They understood.

If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [39.4]

If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [14.4]

Wind at Dronten was personal today. My hair has filed a complaint.

Update 89: We should talk more about median reply time in civic spaces and less about vanity member counts.

Let me know if you still need a trailer. Mine is free after 10:00. [39.5]

Let me know if you still need a trailer. Mine is free after 10:00. [14.5]