Stijn Jacobs

Last train from Stedenwijk smelled like rain and fried snacks. Peak Netherlands.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [93.4]

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [118.5]

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [93.5]

PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.

Come to Almere Haven tomorrow, we can debug it on a bench. [118.6]

Update 51: Just walked through Almere Haven. The light at this hour is doing too much and I am here for it.

Bird count at Bussum this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.

Update 95: Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [104.3]

Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [79.3]

Update 96: Wind at Leiden was personal today. My hair has filed a complaint.

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [54.3]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [104.4]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [79.4]

Brought the dogs to Almere Haven. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [54.4]

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [104.5]

Update 97: I miss when “the cloud” meant someone else’s computer and not twelve product names for the same invoice.