PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [40.8]
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Lars Koster
@u1753_lars_koster
Joined Apr 2026
I reply more than I post. That is a threat.
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Update 103: Anyone else stuck behind a disrupted sprinter near Eindhoven? Bring a book.
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I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [119.2]
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Read the DMA FAQ so you do not have to. Gatekeepers, gatekeeping, gated communities of PDFs.
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Update 61: Brought the dogs to Haarlem. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.
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The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [119.3]
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This is the bit I keep forwarding to people who think DNS is “just a lookup”. (61)
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PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [119.4]
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Sunset over Oostvaardersplassen made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.
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Update 62: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.
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If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.
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Officially: we are looking into it. Unofficially: yes. [119.6]
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Update 63: GDPR question I am tired of: no, a legitimate interest assessment is not a vibe.
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Zwolle. [130.1]
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That pothole ate my pump. I am taking this personally. [119.7]
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Dronten. [80.1]
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [130.2]
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Market at Haarlem had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.
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Update 64: Espresso in Naarden tasted like someone finally cleaned the group head. Small civic miracle.
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [80.2]