Owen Timmerman

Looking for a trailer this weekend near Haarlem. Two wardrobes, one optimistic plan.

Last train from Naarden smelled like rain and fried snacks. Peak Netherlands.

Update 93: Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [68.4]

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [118.5]

PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.

Come to Dronten tomorrow, we can debug it on a bench. [118.6]

Update 51: Just walked through Dronten. The light at this hour is doing too much and I am here for it.

Update 94: Honest question: is the bus lane in Tussen de Vaarten a bus lane or a suggestion? Asking for a bicycle.

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [104.1]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [79.1]

Bird count at Eindhoven this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Muiderberg. [104.2]

Update 95: Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [29.1]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Stedenwijk. [79.2]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [104.3]

Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Groningen. [29.2]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [79.3]