Iris Smit

v191.191 Kids at the playground in Zwolle invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.

Read the DMA FAQ so you do not have to. Gatekeepers, gatekeeping, gated communities of PDFs.

This is the bit I keep forwarding to people who think DNS is “just a lookup”. (61)

Sunset over Utrecht CS made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.

On it. I will check the probe from Muiden when I am home. [13.1]

If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Maastricht. [130.1]

Market at Europoort had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Filmwijk. [55.1]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [55.2]

Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.

v700191.700191 Kids at the playground in Dronten invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.

Update 108: PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [55.3]

Tried the long way around Naarden on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [55.4]

Update 109: Bird count at Utrecht CS this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.

We tried that route via Scheveningen. Worse pavement, better wind. [55.5]

MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.

Update 110: Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.