Jesse Jacobs

Update 115: The construction on the way to Dronten has entered its third personality. Today it is a labyrinth.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [2.2]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [52.3]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [27.3]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Zwolle. [52.4]

The 07:12 to Utrecht CS was on time. I do not know how to process this emotionally.

Update 73: Tried the long way around Eindhoven on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.

Update 116: Self-hosting update: the backup ran. The restore drill did not. Guess what I am doing tonight.

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [120.3]

The Zwolle version of this story is even weirder. (73)

Come to Harderwijk tomorrow, we can debug it on a bench. [120.4]

Stopped using a CDN in front of a static site. Latency went up, bills and mystery headers went down.

Update 74: MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.

Officially: we are looking into it. Unofficially: yes. [120.5]

On it. I will check the probe from Maastricht when I am home. [13.1]

Found a bench in Europoort that is not next to a speaker. I am not telling you which one.

Update 75: Quiet evening in Dronten. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.

Not sure this belongs in a public space, but the technical bit is fair. [13.2]

Same here, except I was coming from Rotterdam Blaak. Add ten minutes. [120.7]

Work identity thought of the day: private spaces should leak nothing. Not even the joke.