Mees Ottens

Same energy as the 03:12 outage, but daylight this time. (37)

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [67.3]

Roaster in Markerkant asked how I wanted it. I said “like the 11:00 train: late but intense”. They understood.

Update 124: MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [117.5]

Update 125: Quiet evening in Muiderberg. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [78.1]

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [53.1]

Update 126: Registrar panel just showed “pending” in four languages. Internationalisation of despair.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [28.1]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [53.2]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [28.2]

The API is not late. The specification is optimistic. There is a difference.

Update 127: Reminder: the off-leash field by Filmwijk is closed until Thursday for maintenance. Use the dune path.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Naarden. [53.3]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Muiderberg. [28.3]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [53.4]

Kids at the playground in Maastricht invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.

Update 85: I will not start another side project this month. This is not a side project, it is a test fixture.

Update 128: Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.